sold my soul to jobbs

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  1. andybno1 macrumors 68040

    andybno1

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    first time mac owner long time windows user here

    I decided to sell my soul to Mr Jobbs and buy a macbook, well what a night its been. I buy my macbook and the guy brings it out from the back the box is damaged and goes on to say the box was opened to check everything was there.

    Get home and well the macook was already setup and had torrents for porn on lol, needless to say I went back and manager gave me 10% back onto my card and this time got a just in today macbook still sealed :D just getting used to the setup after using windows for such s long time.
     
  2. Sky Blue Guest

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    1. Who is this Jobbs you speak of?

    2. Did you buy it at an Apple store or a reseller?
     
  3. hexonxonx macrumors 601

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    You didn't at least copy the porn before you brought it back? Oh the humanity! :D

    Have fun and oh, Steve won't have any use for your soul for a few days till you start wanting to buy things for your new notebook. He'll require at least half of your earnings.
     
  4. spooky mulder macrumors regular

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    very funny story. you should have saved the porn and then freaked and told them you were like totally ant-pornography etc....lol but hey you came out on top i guess. 10% very nice
    :eek:

    oh yeah, congrats on the start of a better life with your new Mac.
    :apple:
     
  5. bluedoggiant macrumors 68030

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    LMAO

    hilarious, that must have been a blasty blast :p

    How did you tell the manager?
     
  6. asme macrumors regular

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    Ahahahaha.

    Ahahahahahahahaha.
     
  7. andybno1 thread starter macrumors 68040

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    just said to him I bought this no less than half an hour a go I got home and all I did was power the macbook up and thought wow that was a bit fast no setup wizard, seconds later........ WHAT??!!:eek: bittorrent downloads? hang on a second, looked in the folder there was a bunch of files labeled utorrent then I spotted one labeled fetish zone sex n oil and another brazilian teen.

    he said wow really? and he checked the system when it came in and it had come in the store on the 6th april, no returns exchanges or nothing so he was like ok I am soo confused I dont know how this has happend and was very humble to me and cause I rung up the company before hand the guy on phone mentioned discount at managers discretion so you know i brought that up haha
     
  8. Fuzzy14 macrumors 65816

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    :apple: think of everything with Leopard, even save you the hassle of setting up torrents for p0rn. Why did you take it back, are you going to use it for something else?:D
     
  9. andybno1 thread starter macrumors 68040

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    what are you trying to insinuate there? :p
     
  10. John01021988 macrumors 6502

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    I agree with the OP's decision, what if the macbook had "sticky keys".........:confused:
     
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    Hm, I'm pretty sure that was a developers build of Mac OS 10.6 "Pu**y" on that Macbook. :D

    Nice story, thanks for sharing. :)
     
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    lol i was a bit confused in the beginning. I thought you went home, put on porn torrents yourself the minute you got it, then went to the store and got 10% off for no reason haha.
     
  16. ki2594 macrumors 6502a

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    lmao.
     
  17. andybno1 thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I never said utorrent was running :p I just said there was utorrent labeled files :p
     
  18. Fuzzy14 macrumors 65816

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    Reminds me of a joke I once heard, there are two types of guys in the world; wankers and liars!

    I once saw somebody on one of these panel shows, I think it was Janet St Porter of all people, who says we should re-name the internet 'the porn' as it would remove all embarrassment from the subject.

    'Yes dear, you go to bed, I'm just off to surf the porn.' ;)
     

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