Somewhere in Cupertino...

Discussion in 'iMac' started by JimKirk, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. JimKirk macrumors 6502

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    Steve jobs pulls into his handicapped spot and parks sideways as he does every day.

    He makes his way into his office and prepares for the morning meetings.

    He looks at his prototype islate and thinks (I am so awesome).

    10:00 am Meeting with Apple Engineering about Imac production issues.
    11:00 am Meeting with Apple Product Development about the new iphone and the new islate.
    12:00 pm Lunch

    At 10:00 am he makes his way into the conference room for his 10:00 am.

    An engineer from the engineering department is discussing the issues with the late 2009 Imacs.

    Steve looks at the sales figures for the Imacs and sees that they are through the roof. Reminds himself again how awesome he is.

    Steve says:
    I don't see a problem here. Gets up to go to his next meeting.
     
  2. miles01110 macrumors Core

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    I'm pretty sure the iPhone/slate meeting starts at 9 and goes through until 5 with a working lunch. Close, though.
     
  3. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    This thread belongs in a handicapped spot. (With all due respect to the handicapped)
     
  4. TSX macrumors 68030

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    Steve Jobs is probrably thinking we should have named it "MacMan".
     
  5. Drag'nGT macrumors 68000

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    If the current Steve is like the old school one, he's got a foot up someone's ass and a phone in the other to LG asking what's the deal with his new killer screen screwing up!?

    I'm still on the fence about what's causing the issues. I've heard about hard drives with issues and the screens. Both of which are hardware issues.
     
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  8. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    I am sure when he thinks of you, he...

    ... oh wait, that's right, there is no reason why he should ever think of you ;)

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]
     

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