So a nightmare became reality this morning. I passed out with my MBP on the bed, rolled over and heard a loud crash. I immediately realized what had happened and peaked over my pillow and onto the floor. I'm glad I didn't witness the fall, not sure what effect it would have on my mental health
It fell nearly 4 feet onto my alarm clock, so I knew the screen would be fudged. Eventually I worked up the courage to examine the book, and was surprised to find very little damage...just a few tiny scratches. Ran hardware test and everything cleared. Very impressed.