Starting the Chuck Norris Internet Revolution!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by jimsowden, Nov 13, 2005.

  1. jimsowden macrumors 68000


    Sep 6, 2003
    I'm going to start an internet phenomenon. If you haven't seen the Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel fact generators you don't know what you're missing. I want everyone to put one of these hilarious idioms in their away message, be it AIM, Jabber, Yahoo, MSN, or other. Why am I thinking so differently? Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
  2. jimsowden thread starter macrumors 68000


    Sep 6, 2003
    my aim? Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to and arm wresting match. Mr. T won.
  3. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

    May 2, 2005
    I was in chuck norris Karate class at my middle school!

    Then, my dad MET chuck norris and didn't tell me until a week later!

    Apparently, Chuck Norris is really short. My dad said that I'm about 4 inches taller than he.


    oh man, I love it!

    edited to add:
    I will assist you in your quest for internet domination. I present my new avatar and signature.
    Chuck norris is not an economist!

    /all of my avatars have been economists
    ///ok, I think one wasn't.
    ////but now it's two!
  4. pknz macrumors 68020


    Mar 22, 2005
    What the hell did I just stumble upon?

    Viva La Revolution!

    Now, how to get out
  5. jimsowden thread starter macrumors 68000


    Sep 6, 2003
    Embrace it. You have to admit, it was an inevitability.
  6. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    Aug 1, 2004
    The City of Culture, Englandshire
    I think I'm right in saying that he's George W Bush's favourite actor.
  7. pdpfilms macrumors 68020


    Jun 29, 2004
    Wow. So cool. A group of friends of mine happened to stumble upon Delta Force and Delta Force 2 on AMC last weekend. We were all immediately hooked.
    So I put up posters all over our dorm advertising ChuckNight... they consisted of awesome Chuck pictures and quotes from the generators. Well that was last night, and we watched The President's Man 1 & 2, and Logan's War (which was horrible-- not enough Chuck.) It was a blast. Here are the posters... if anyone wants to host their own ChuckNight, I'd be happy to send the .psd files. Here they are:

    Attached Files:

  8. Kobushi macrumors 6502a


    Jun 7, 2005
    Right behind you.
    wow! Those are hillarious! Now if they'd only replace "Vin Diesel" with any other name (male or female), the fact sheet would be more factual :)
  9. tangerineyum macrumors 6502

    Feb 16, 2005
    Ontario, CA
  10. applegirl macrumors regular


    Nov 9, 2005
    In Cancun. Be back never.

    Absolutely hilarious. :D
  11. mulletman13 macrumors 6502a


    Jul 1, 2004
    Los Angeles.
    I wish somebody would develop a widget that would put a new random Vin Diesel fact on my dashboard.

    ... I'd love that person forever if they did it :-D
  12. joepunk macrumors 68030


    Aug 5, 2004
    a profane existence
    Ah yes, nothing like watching 3 Chuck Norris movies dubbed in Spanish while riding a first class bus in the Yucatan Peninsula from Merida to Cancun because we did not have enough hard cash for taxies and my ATM Card was not accepted in their machines. :D

    Probably my most memorable time on any vacation so far.
  13. nomad01 macrumors 68000


    Aug 1, 2005
    Birmingham, England
    Chuck Norris is an actor?

  14. gwuMACaddict macrumors 68040


    Apr 21, 2003
    washington dc
    i've always been a fan of his "painted-on" beard... :D
  15. DeepIn2U macrumors 603


    May 30, 2002
    Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Didnt Chucky bo get his butt kicked in front of studio camera filming that movie with Bruce Lee? Didnt he public say that guy hits hard or I've never been hit as hard as him or something to that effect.?!

    Sorry Chuck Norris is talented and is a true pro, deserves more action movies than he's gotten in the past, but he never excited my interest for martial arts.

    I'm curious though as to this endeavor of yours though.
  16. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    Aug 1, 2004
    The City of Culture, Englandshire
    Well, he's got the Presidential seal of approval and that's good enough for me. ;)
  17. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

    Mr. Anderson

    Nov 1, 2001
    Chuck Norris' cameo in DodgeBall was great :D

    These sites are fantastic - but there could also be one for Van Damme, Schwarzenegger (pre governator days)

  18. Bote macrumors regular


    Sep 11, 2005
    Philadelphia PA
    all I have to say on this topic is that bruce lee kicked chucks A$$ :p
  19. efoto macrumors 68030

    Nov 16, 2004
    Cloud 9 (-6)
    All three sites are hilarious, thanks for sharing. I've been emailing them all morning to co-workers and you can hear muffled laughs every time someone opens their email :p :D
  20. Muskie macrumors 6502


    Dec 1, 2003
    hahaha oh man, guys have been posting random Chuck Norris facts in our bathroom here for about a week now. Just hilarious. One of my favorites: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
  21. noisymime macrumors newbie

    Feb 23, 2006

    Check out

    Now, how about some of that lovin?
  22. Chundles macrumors G4


    Jul 4, 2005
    Chuck Norris is a big girl's blouse.

    Forget Chuck Norris, follow the way of Boon. Let us all face Launceston and pray:

    Legend, legend, dead-set legend.

    Top Bloke.

    Boonie's the man.

    David Boon famously vomited on the hallowed Adelaide Oval turf in a WSC game in 1988 before a live nationwide TV audience of millions (he went on to make 122 and win Man Of The Match). Seriously.

    David Boon once drank 52 beers on a plane trip from Australia to England.

    David Boon once knocked a huge six into the VIP box at the MCG, hitting Chuck Norris square in the forehead and turning him into a fundamentalist christian washed-up lamewad who thinks he's a cowboy.

    David Boon does not wear a groin protector. Cricket balls are made of leather to withstand the impact of David Boon's groin.

    Like most people, David Boon can crush a beer can against his forehead. Unlike most people, the beer can does not need to be emtpy.

    For every one of his famous cans of beer he drank on his way to England, David Boon made love to the flight stewardess twice.

    During an MCG bomb threat evacuation, David Boon had the whole grounds cleared out in 13 seconds, with a sharp whistle and a point to the exit.

    David Boon once blew 0.98 when tested for drink driving, and his moustache had to drive the rest of the way home... via a bottle shop.

    In games of skill, an inexperienced player may be referred to as a NOOB, meaning he is the complete opposite of David Boon.
    The Ashes in the urn that Australia and England play for are not the ashes of bails, they are the remnants of a Grey Nicholls bat that failed David Boon... Once.

    David Boon never hits a ball for six, he rebounds them off his chest..

    David Boon halted the Cronulla riots by calling out, "Oi. Stop playing silly buggers."

    A drunken David Boon once burst into the Channel 9 commentary box and exposed his penis. Richie Benaud was heard to later describe the penis as "magnificent".

    David Boon once straddled an Emu and rode it into Australian parliament demanding the eradication of all girly drinks. As a result, Daiquiris were banned in three states. ]

    When a Danish newspaper published a cartoon of David Boon without a moustache, Tasmanians from around the world started rioting.

    David Boon can remove his moustache and use it to soak up gravy, polish cricket balls or pleasure a woman.

    Amazingly, David Boon's penis also has a moustache.
    Scientists once said that challenging Chuck Norris to a fight is the stupidest thing you can do. This is wrong. The stupidest thing you can do is challenge David Boon to a drinking contest.

    When David Boon had his first hangover, he vowed never to STOP drinking again.

    David Boon could count to infinity. He just can't be arsed.
    In drinking competitions, David Boon has been known to take swigs from his competitors glasses when they aren't looking.

    David Boon invented the sexual technique known as the Cover Drive.

    Boonie's tears don't cure cancer, but they do cure a hard earned thirst as they are 4.9% alcohol.

    Any person heard referring to the Boonie cricket figure as a 'Boonie Doll' is quickly dispatched with a cricket bat to the temple.
    David Boon despises Metrosexuality so much, that he has taken to growing moustaches on his back for immediate transplant on to at least three members of the current Australian cricket team.

    Contrary to the reports in the British tabloid press, David Boon claims he was simply "adjusting his box".

    David Boon possesses more fielding talent than any other player, and that is on his non-preferred side. The ICC outlawed David Boon fielding anywhere except for short-leg because he would "Hold too many records."

    At night, while David Boon is sleeping, his moustache detaches itself and sneaks out, getting into crazy adventures and solving mysteries.

    David Boon uses his Grey Nichols in much the same way as an elephant uses it's trunk - to pick up things, shower himself with dirt, and fire peanuts into his mouth.

    During a one-dayer VS the West Indies, David Boon split his bat down the middle, and was forced to bat using only his hand. After several consecutive injuries to the fielding team, the umpires declared the match over. The winner: David Boon.
  23. redAPPLE macrumors 68030


    May 7, 2002
    2 Much Infinite Loops
    if that's you in your avatar, then you really look like chuck norris.
  24. CompUser Guest

    I feel bad for chuck norris. Ever since dodgeball he has been made of so much.

    Now there is this ridiculpus thing from SNL. Its not really funny but I like the beginning, when he is in the middle of nowhere practicing, and when he is hanging onto the street light.

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