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srobert

macrumors 68020
Jan 7, 2002
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Yeah! another Ballmer thread! We hadn't one in quite a while. Thanks for posting. I was starting to think the guy started thinking before talking (Make that screaming). But Ballmer will have to work really hard next year to keep his title. Creative's Sim Wong Hoo is a good runner up.

May I apply the seal?

Here it is:

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I'd pay a premiere for a "Ballmer Book 'O Quotes". It would make excellent bathroom reading material.
 

wdlove

macrumors P6
Oct 20, 2002
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I don't think it really matters what Steve Ballmer says. Microsoft is such a powerhouse, that it allows him the freedom to say stupid things. Bill Gates is much more subdued, I'm surprised the he doesn't rein him in some. Unless the theory is that any publicity is good. :D
 

daveL

macrumors 68020
Jun 18, 2003
2,425
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Montana
MS IP?

I couldn't tell from reading the article if Ballmer was just hyping the SCO suits or if he meant that MS will sue Linux distros for infringing on MS IP.

Come on Steve, it's not like you to hold back! Tell us what you really mean!
 

Brother Michael

macrumors 6502a
Apr 14, 2004
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:rolleyes:

Thank you for playing Mr. Ballmer, but unfortunatly, you lose. The future is not Microsoft, it is Linux (or prbably Apple).

Mike
 

aricher

macrumors 68020
Feb 20, 2004
2,211
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Chi-il
A few photos from the past to brighten your day...
 

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aricher

macrumors 68020
Feb 20, 2004
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Chi-il
"Don't Steal Music," from the cellmate ya love to hate.
 

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aricher

macrumors 68020
Feb 20, 2004
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Chi-il
"It's all about the music," Microsoft style...
 

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aricher

macrumors 68020
Feb 20, 2004
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Chi-il
Hollywood of the damned...
 

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aricher

macrumors 68020
Feb 20, 2004
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Chi-il
Hollywood of the damned pt.2 - "I reveal my inner face to you."
 

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aricher

macrumors 68020
Feb 20, 2004
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Chi-il
TV of the damned...
 

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aricher

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Feb 20, 2004
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Chi-il
Last one - sorry everyone - I just couldn't resist - I hope these make you laugh as much as they make me laugh.

Monkeyboy...
 

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