Steve Jobs Almost Done Reinventing Heaven

[kiacannelles]

Steve Jobs Almost Done Reinventing Heaven

Former Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs has almost finished his year-long project of reinventing heaven, The Daily Currant can reveal.
The 56-year-old began his mission to improve eternity's user experience shortly after arriving last October, following a long battle with pancreatic cancer.
Distressed by the stuffy atmosphere behind the pearly gates, Jobs organized a non-profit organization with the goal of remolding heaven in the consumers' image....

"So we created what I like to call the AngelBar, a specific cloud with multiple angels on it with varying talents. Residents can dock their CloudPods at the AngelBar and have the relevant Angel assigned to them."

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/10/05/steve-jobs-reinventing-heaven/

 

[Mr. McMac]

Ummmm.....nevermind

 

[tekno]

Oh please.

 

[dXTC]

I had no idea that MR was being ghost-written by The Onion.

EDIT: Um, nevermind... just now re-read the OP.

 

[Shrink]

OK, we've finally, and conclusively, jumped the shark!🙁

 

[Ariii]

Wait... what?