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Steve Job's i4

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supervelous

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The other day I was wondering whether Steve Jobs has a "custom" i4. Does it have 250 GB of storage, 1GB of Ram, faster processor? A 10.1MP, 1080p video camera with optical zoom, facetime conferencing, teleportation within Apple Headquarters, indestructible glass, 20 inch rims???

Does he get a new one every week? Can he download anything for free? Is he jailbroken? If he does, is his warranty voided?

Throw some serious and not so serious (fun) ideas out there! I'm bored at work!
 
supervelous said:
The other day I was wondering whether Steve Jobs has a "custom" i4. Does it have 250 GB of storage, 1GB of Ram, faster processor? A 10.1MP, 1080p video camera with optical zoom, facetime conferencing, teleportation within Apple Headquarters, indestructible glass, 20 inch rims???

Does he get a new one every week? Can he download anything for free? Is he jailbroken? If he does, is his warranty voided?

Throw some serious and not so serious (fun) ideas out there! I'm bored at work!
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It's actually a Nexus One disguised as a iPhone 4
 
Steve Jobs does not have a phone. He has a neural implant connected to all macs in operation. He watches everybody.
 
I don't think a person as which as him would be concerned about paying for things and wouldn't be too botherd about having it jailbroken in order to get things for free.

I have heard that he is fond of his Nokia 3310 though. :)
 
You think he was in the hospital for a liver transplant? That's what they wanted you to think. Steve Jobs is actually an iPhone 12. The real Steve Jobs died on the operating table and his brain was turned into an app.
 
h1r0ll3r said:
You think he was in the hospital for a liver transplant? That's what they wanted you to think. Steve Jobs is actually an iPhone 12. The real Steve Jobs died on the operating table and his brain was turned into an app.
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That's brilliant!!!! When he dies Apple is going to sh**! But if his brain is an app, everyone can take advantage of his innovative thinking.
 
h1r0ll3r said:
You think he was in the hospital for a liver transplant? That's what they wanted you to think. Steve Jobs is actually an iPhone 12. The real Steve Jobs died on the operating table and his brain was turned into an app.
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ROFLMAO!! My fave post EVER in this forum.....now excuse me while I clean the coffee off my LCD screen.

Edit: I can tell this is going to turn into a Chuck Norris type thread!!
 
Steve has a 32GB iPhone 4 in black, just like the rest of us. He's NOT going to risk taking out a test unit in public when everywhere he goes, people take pictures. There are employees who test new products in the labs. Of course, he probably plays with them at work & home (maybe), he wouldn't be caught in public with them.
 
nfl46 said:
Steve has a 32GB iPhone 4 in black, just like the rest of us. He's NOT going to risk taking out a test unit in public when everywhere he goes, people take pictures. There are employees who test new products in the labs. Of course, he probably plays with them at work & home (maybe), he wouldn't be caught in public with them.
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It looks like a regular i4, but if you look through the special iGlass, you will see that it is actually a small remote connected to a big platform on wheels carrying an industrial super computer like a wagon....
Mac of course
 
nfl46 said:
Steve has a 32GB iPhone 4 in black, just like the rest of us. He's NOT going to risk taking out a test unit in public when everywhere he goes, people take pictures. There are employees who test new products in the labs. Of course, he probably plays with them at work & home (maybe), he wouldn't be caught in public with them.
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Good point, but things like a 64GB of storage, a faster processor, and better camera would not be able to be captured in pictures, as long as the design in the same
 
I'm certain he has a real one. Why? Steve is such a perfectionist I'm sure he loves writing down notes EVERY DAY on changes he wants made to the iPhone and the Mac and sending them off to his engineers.

Based on everything I know about Steve Jobs this just seems likely to me.

And if he has custom equipment, well, it really takes the fun out of that game.
 
Steves phone looks just like ours, but instead of LED flash it's outfitted with a Reality Distortion Field. Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
Did anyone see that gold iPad? http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/05/500x_gold-ipad.jpg

I like to think steve's phone is similar. The casing is gold instead of glass. The outer rim is made from Tiffany Silver. The buttons are all diamonds along with the solid apple shaped diamond on the back. However... After carrying that iPhone, he realized it was much too heavy to carry, so he went back to a motorola RAZR.
 
Small White Car said:
I'm certain he has a real one. Why? Steve is such a perfectionist I'm sure he loves writing down notes EVERY DAY on changes he wants made to the iPhone and the Mac and sending them off to his engineers.

Based on everything I know about Steve Jobs this just seems likely to me.

And if he has custom equipment, well, it really takes the fun out of that game.
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This.

It seems like you and I are the only one who didn't get the "joke."
 
He pays for apps like everyone else, just like he can't cut in line on launch day.

Ummmm, maybe not so much.

What he does is carry lots of different phones each day, Nexus, Galaxy, Droid X etc. and when he's in a spot where holding it normally drops bars, he has his video guy take a quick video with his IP4.
 
I bet he has a eyephone

500x_futurama-eyephone.jpg


futurama-eyephone_1.jpg
 
He uses Droid and Microsoft products with Flash to beat the European Union and FCC claims about an Apple monopoly.
 
Megalobyte said:
He pays for apps like everyone else, just like he can't cut in line on launch day.

Ummmm, maybe not so much.

What he does is carry lots of different phones each day, Nexus, Galaxy, Droid X etc. and when he's in a spot where holding it normally drops bars, he has his video guy take a quick video with his IP4.
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Can people using wifi get off so I can ... ... .
 
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