The other day I was wondering whether Steve Jobs has a "custom" i4. Does it have 250 GB of storage, 1GB of Ram, faster processor? A 10.1MP, 1080p video camera with optical zoom, facetime conferencing, teleportation within Apple Headquarters, indestructible glass, 20 inch rims??? Does he get a new one every week? Can he download anything for free? Is he jailbroken? If he does, is his warranty voided? Throw some serious and not so serious (fun) ideas out there! I'm bored at work!