Steve Jobs Official Grave

[adrake86]

 

[iTeen]

well if he died 2day...

 

[iToaster]

Bull, Steve Jobs will never die. Even if he did, he wouldn't sync his iCasket in a Belkin dock.

 

[adrake86]

ya ya but it is pretty funny.

 

[sb58]

thats pretty good.

 

[Arantxa]

What? No click wheel?

 

[ghall]

What? No click wheel?

No, it's multitouch.

 

[Fearless Leader]

No, it's multitouch.

well not exactly either,
Official company press relesae

We want to respect the dead. So before the brain rots away our product analyzes it and selects favorite songs of the occupant below. So now you can jam along to your dead friend's/Family member's favorite songs while paying your respects.

Also we believe optimal zombie prevention starts with deep rest that can only be achieved with the Sounds of ones favorite songs.

 

[ErikCLDR]

What are you talking about. I though Steve cannot die.

And anyways Apple trying to be a "Green" Company would most likely try to recycle the iCEO.

 

[Fearless Leader]

What are you talking about. I though Steve cannot die.

And anyways Apple trying to be a "Green" Company would most likely try to recycle the iCEO.

I'm not even going to touch the awfulness that happened to English here.
Recycle Humans? Brilliant!

Slogan "You Send us old people, we send you new people."

 

[mcarnes]

Should be a 128K mac.

 

[SeVeN]

Bull, Steve Jobs will never die. Even if he did, he wouldn't sync his iCasket in a Belkin dock.

lmao

so true