"I have an iPhone '4' you didn't get one, you can't afford it yet, you need to pre-order it, you have to wait a few weeks. Iphone iphone iphone iphone, wanna touch ... PSYCH! I have an iphone 4 ..."
"Get this ... the White will peal off in less than 4 mths, hehehehe"
"Our cop-out of warranty will be you wiped the white off of it with your dirty hands."
s holding a box of maxipads and she caught us cursing on lunch break in the mall first year of high school.