I bet we won't see Push Notifications until MacWorld.
I can see it now...
Steve Jobs: Welcome! Thanks for coming. We've got a lot of awesome things to talk about this year. First, let's take a look at iPhone sales. We're proud to announce that as of October 2008, we have broken our 1% goal for marketshare!
[applause and people cheering for some reason]
Steve Jobs: But now we're here to make it even better. Here to talk about our new awesome feature, is this guy, head of Push Services, which is a totally new division at Apple. We made a whole division for it, can you believe it?
Some Guy: Thanks Steve. We here at the Push division have been working long and hard to give you these awesome work-arounds for background apps. Because this just doesn't work: [shows image of windows task manager, waits for laughing]
[???]
Some Guy: Uhh... [ahem]... so yeah, yes... Push services. Let me show you how it works. We think this is going to revolutionize the way services work, by taking one huge chunk of code, and machining out the useless bits. We call it... Uniblocking.
[shows factory]
And this is how it's done.
[1 hour later]
Steve?
Steve Jobs: Thanks, some guy. Isn't that amazing? Now, just one more thing.... Push Notifications.... will be online in March! Thanks for coming!