I heard a rumor that somebody was going to try and stop the iPhone rumors.
Actually, I have confirmation of this. Move it from "rumor" to "fact".
My co-worker's dad knows a guy whose mom plays bingo with a lady whose daughter's boyfriend's uncle did time with a guy whose brother has a connection to someone high up in Apple and he helped write Steve's keynote. I didn't get to read it myself but he read it over the phone to my dog and said that Steve will be announcing an end to iPhone rumors on Monday.
Don't believe me? Here's a picture of my dog on the phone with the guy: