Strangest Lawsuit Ever?

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    I can't just swallow this story.
     
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    "Hi, I'm here to deliver the stimulus package."

    *unzips jeans*
     
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    You might be a little short! :p
     
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    No wonder his wife complained.
    "Oh,darling, I'm just popping round to next doors' to help out with their little problem."
    "What, again? Third time this week! And the week before that, and before and before…"

    Not quite in the same league as a cup of sugar or a lawnmower…

    :D
     
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    Except she was doing the same thing..
     
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    "Can I help it if the woman ovulates like a chicken!!!"
     
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    I guess it all comes out of the wood sooner or later.
     
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    Don't worry. I keep a roll of quarters in there as well.
     
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    Bang the neighbors wife 3 times a week for 6 months only to find out your wife was cheating on you and the kids aren't yours -- because you are firing blanks.

    Then be slapped around by the neighbor and asked to return the money he paid you for banging his wife.

    Poor sterile and stupid guy, can't catch a break. :p
     
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    Seriously, I would have done it for free.
     
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    His wife was a beauty queen!?

    I wish I lived next door to them.
     
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    He should throw it out. If the Soupolos couple wanted a guarantee, they should have had Maus tested for sterility before entering into the contract.

    Hardly the strangest lawsuit ever, though. :)
     
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    Tell us all about the even stranger ones... :D
     
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    I just don't know...

    It's funny and creepy at the same time.

    Don
     
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    Hah Hah!

    Other than laughing, I have no opinion on this lawsuit. :rolleyes:
     
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    Weird...very, very weird. Everyone involved has been naughty. :eek:
     
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    Apparently not for Demetrius and Frank. :p
    Pff, he got to bang a former beauty queen a couple times a week for 6 months, I'd say that's a pretty good break.
     

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