No problem, I appreciate the suggestion. I would have posted there if this were an easter egg but it actually isn't: it's just an example of Siri screwing up and giving an unexpected response because of a misinterpretation of what was being said to her.
The phrase "Take me to <destination>" tells Siri to find directions from where you currently are to <destination>. For example, "Take me to New York City" will cause her to show you a map with a route from your current location to NYC (assuming of course the user is in the US). From my first post, Siri thought "your master" was the <destination>, and somehow she translated that to some place in Poland -- for which she cannot display any maps and hence her response. I of course was not looking for maps in Poland -- I was in fact trying to elicit an easter-egg type of response, as in the "Take me to your leader" example.