Suck my baubles

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Dagless, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Dagless macrumors Core

    Dagless

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    #1
    I play a lot of Team Fortress 2 and Left4Dead 1 and 2 online, and most of the time the people are friendly and the game goes well. But then in comes some kid who makes the request;
    "suck my d**k" or "suck my balls"

    Chances are the person saying it is straight (just came out of a game where the guy commented on his girlfriend), so why would straight Male 1 request sexuality unknown Male 2 to pleasure their genitals?

    THIS I DON'T GET.
     
  2. Forsaken macrumors regular

    Forsaken

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    #2
    They need to make it obvious to the world that they're insecure homophobic bastards. 'cause, how else will their friends know that they're incredibly "cooler" and manlier than anyone else?
     
  3. yg17 macrumors G5

    yg17

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    #3
    You can't counter a profane command with an idle threat. You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion. When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."
     
  4. toolbox macrumors 68020

    toolbox

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    #4
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol Great episode that one.
     
  5. Dagless thread starter macrumors Core

    Dagless

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    #5
    Heh, he actually said "It's a saying by Eric Cartman", a character who has had more homosexual encounters than straight.
     
  6. toolbox macrumors 68020

    toolbox

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    #6
    Yeah especially that one with butters and the photos lol
     
  7. Keniff macrumors 6502a

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    #7

    Build a Bridge, and get over it....
     

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