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iGav

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Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

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MacFan782040 said:
What a dumbass.
Dude, read the article. It was a dumb goat. The dumb ass was just a fling on a farm in a neighboring village.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Hee hee!
 
See, this is exactly what would happen in our country down the line if we allowed same-sex couples to marry. 🙄
 
Well, if I remember correctly, he can get another wife as long as he can provide for and support both equally. Wouldn't be too hard if it was just another goat.... 🙄
 
What the hell!...indeed *puke* and they wonder why they find new strings of virus...in the near future Goatilvitus (Go-At-Til-vtius)


Bless
 
Hmm - I'm thinking someone is going to have to go on a honeymoon with his new wife and not come back.

If this made news on a global scale you can just imagine what it must have been in his town...🙄

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Mr. Anderson said:
If this made news on a global scale you can just imagine what it must have been in his town...🙄


He will be admired by many for his achievements. She will be looked down upon as a slut. 🙁

It was a she, right?
 
mad jew said:
It was a she, right?


Better not ask that - but in this case, probably, since they made 'her' his wife. If it wasn't I don't think paying a dowry would have been the fine.....

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i am dying to post adam sandler sound files but i'll resist, lest i be banned for it. (anyone who's heard it knows precisely what i am referring to) 😉
 
iBlue said:
i am dying to post adam sandler sound files but i'll resist, lest i be banned for it. (anyone who's heard it knows precisely what i am referring to) 😉
True. I'm sure that checking Google for "Adam Sandler goat" would fail to find anything relevant. Nope. Nothing at all.
 
jsw said:
True. I'm sure that checking Google for "Adam Sandler goat" would fail to find anything relevant. Nope. Nothing at all.

try amazon 😉 he had a few CDs. hint hint
 
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