Yes, you're an ego maniac if you think that a small town of under 50,000 people over a 100 square mile area is going to invest tens of millions of dollars (or convince AT&T to invest that much) upgrading to a state of the art 3G network for a week long orgy of people showing up.
I don't get iPhone reception in lots of cool places, like in parts of Maui and you don't see me sitting on here whining about it.