Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed

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  1. scottness macrumors 65816

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    http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/TSA-Fracas-After-Body-Scanner-Reveals-TMI-92971929.html

    Had to share...
     
  2. Mexbearpig macrumors 65816

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    This guy sounds nuts. The other guy got the short end of the stick.
     
  3. flopticalcube macrumors G4

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    I fail to see how that can be concluded.
     
  4. scottness thread starter macrumors 65816

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    :D

    I can see some benefit, though I can't imagine anyone wanting to be scanned with this particular machine... unless you're an exhibitionist.
     
  5. lionheartednyhc macrumors 65816

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    Because terrorists are known to have small pen0rs
     
  6. Mexbearpig macrumors 65816

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    Maybe because the chick operating it is attractive ;).
     
  7. puckhead193 macrumors G3

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    i don't think you've flown recently... have you? :D
    If so...what airport do you fly from ;)
     
  8. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    Not a very long story... seems a little short.
     
  9. Gelfin macrumors 68020

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    Poor guy. It isn't bad enough all his coworkers were cracking wise about his junk, but now the entire Internet is in on it. Try Googling his name. That's tied to him forever. Okay, yeah, it's kind of funny, but wow, what a nightmare for him.
     
  10. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    He probably would have made out better had he just sued.
     
  11. duncyboy macrumors 6502a

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    Agreed. Sounds like a genuine harassment claim to me.

    And as for the rest of us going through, just remember to give yourself a discreet fluff before the scan...
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I fail to see how a trip to Small Claims Court would have resolved this.
     
  13. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I'll spare you the puns but the OP deserves kudos for the thread title. :D
     
  14. Ttownbeast macrumors 65816

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    "Oh no sir, I am not flying anywhere, I just needed an opinion on this mole attached to my testicle--what do you think?":D
     
  15. Mexbearpig macrumors 65816

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    Haha, it's been a while :rolleyes:.
    +1 Took me a minute to get it, but I still got it :D.
     
  16. scottness thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Thanks, but... Wish I could take credit for it, but it is the original title of the NBC story. :)
     

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