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A fun thing to do would be to use the slot for a business card holder.

That would get a few chuckles

(at least from numbskulls like me)
 
Yeah that's it. Maybe it could also spit out little pithy little sayings or fortunes.

Be the life of the party! :p:p:p:p
 
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