Some dude who works at Polly's Pie restaurant thought my G5 was the Nexus 6P. He even asked me about it because he was thinking of switching. He said the only thing that keeps him from leaving iOS is iMessages. Nothing else.
Both platforms generally do the same things and what most users essentially want to do is run apps. I can't come up with anything fun to do with an iPhone. It's like trying to drive fast in a gated community with speed bumps.
XZ1 Compact > iPhone 8 (except in front camera)
Hate glass rears. Need 3.5 mm headphone port, matte rears, and microSD slot since transferring via SD adapter is way faster than iTunes. I haven't liked iTunes since I first started using it back in 2005. File manager, ftw.