Tablet vs. Oprah

Discussion in 'iPad' started by puliaficoc20, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. puliaficoc20 Guest

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    I believe the reason why the tablet has taken so long to be released is not for it to be developed but for something to transport it to be developed. Being Steve Jobs "most important thing he has ever done", well just why. Its because he is up against Oprah! Yes today the same day Oprah is going to have CEO of Chipotle Steve Ells on her show, which will make more then the usual people view. Everyone and I mean everyone loves chipotle and Oprah is going to have them either burritos from under their seats or a lifetime card just something having to do with chipotle, burritos, and amazing, which we know Steve Jobs will not let him be out done on the same day. So he has had the tablet made for years, its just been making the device for when you watch the keynote anywhere in the world and he says look under your seat and bam there is a tablet, which better way to out do Oprah then give out free tablets to anyone that watches the keynote, with his special new device. That is the only way to beat a chipotle burrito my friends an apple tablet for free under your seat, just like that.
     
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  3. Leprachaun macrumors newbie

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    I'd say Oprah would win a fight as she'd just eat all the tablets.
     
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    the only flaw in your argument is that the keynote is not televised live people will watch it way after the oprah show is over. Other than that I think you are right on the money :rolleyes:
     
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    All I saw was Chipotle and started thinking of food.
     
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    All I saw was Oprah and I upchucked.

    Speaking of Chipotle, I'm going there now.
     
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  8. puliaficoc20 thread starter Guest

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    I got two messages, this is not true... I was at work and I saw that CEO of Chipotle was going to be on Oprah and since I do nothing at work besides sit on my iPhone for 8 hours with nobody around, I thought up of this out of boredom, so no NOT REAL funny if it was though
     
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    This is a winning thread. I love how Apple events bring out the, shall we say, those that Think Different. :D
     
  10. puliaficoc20 thread starter Guest

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    I got a couple messages asking if this was real and obviously it is not, its a joke I was bored at work saw two unrelated events, I always follow apple events and if chipotle was not on Oprah I would probably watch it. Really nobody is at my work since I work security so I have 8 hours to keep myself entertained within limits, so I just came up with this :)



    Haha I like
     
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    All I know about chipotle is that it makes your poop blood.
     
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    If that failed, she could just sit on them.
     
  13. puliaficoc20 thread starter Guest

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    Thats why there is chipotlaway

    HAHAHAHA that is true idk why she is even having this guy on to talk healthy eating, all her audience look like her to. I think she is just trying to get tips from all her guests and so far she has failed at following anything
     
  14. bigjnyc macrumors 601

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    wow people actually thought this was real?
     
  15. puliaficoc20 thread starter Guest

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    lmao yeah they dont even have multitasking on the iphone but they are going to magically get a tablet under your seat when you watch the keynote, like idk some people must really think everything is real which is sad i guess, but i still had some fun thinking this up
     

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