CODE RED
Stop what your doing and follow the instructions.
Instructions:
1- Show no intreat in what's going on.
2- If asked, say that you don't know how to solve the problem (even if you do).
3- It will be apparent to you that you could help, don'! at any cost.
4- Act normal and show no intreats at this device they call a computer.
Failure to follow any of these instruction may cause of sever head ache and being called "The Tech Guy", please proceed at your own risk.