I guess I shouldn't complain, considering that my parents and siblings have 2 PowerBooks, a two week old MacBook Pro, 11 iPods, a week old 24" iMac, an iPhone, an iMac G5 (me), two iMac G3's, two AirPorts, and one Dell Inspirion 600, but I will.
>My parents switched from their PC to a Mac in February, and they still have old PC habits. For instance, my dad MUST double click on an app in the dock. Also, they won't use the computer if every single window is maxed to fill the entire display.
>My sister started med school a few weeks ago, and she desperately needed to replace her Inspirion (not the aforementioned one), and she wanted the $2300 MacBook Pro over the $1700 one, because she needed an additional 200 MHz and double the VRAM because she thought that she'd be doing graphically intensive work (such as viewing photos of cadavers--THAT's pretty demanding on the graphics card.) My dad agreed, and kept saying "when you buy a computer, always buy more." Sure, that's true to a certain extent, but it's not like a PC where it starts having major problems down the line. I told him that it's a waste of HIS $600 to buy the 2.4 GHz MBP, but he thought that I was telling him that because "I was jealous". I'm actually quite content with my iMac G5.
>My dad gets in these manic moods where he just gets these odd notions, like above. He also wanted to buy my mom the 24" iMac last week over the 20" because he thought she needed a big screen... for Mail. It's way too big for her desk, and I, too, told him that he needn't spend so much.
>My dad got an iPhone, and he'll want me to show him something on it, and I move my arm closer to it to show him how to do it, and he'll scream at me "LET ME LEARN THIS ON MY OWN!!!" (well, why did you tell me show it to you, then?)
I could think of tons more, but I'm tired of typing, and I should be lucky that all but one of the seven of us now have Macs.