yo satan, I want the streets to flood with the blood of the innocent... oh wait you said Santa! ... nvrmnd 
are you in doubt or did you mean debt?
santa, please give me a 50" plasma hdtv. doesn't have to be 1080p like all the other kids are asking for. i'm perfectly content with 720p/1080i.
I'm sure that girlfriend will be waiting under your tree holding a MacBook Pro.
For my husband NOT to find out I bought him a MacBook Pro for Christmas. I saved up for it for two years out of my own money. I'm hoping I have enough discipline NOT to give it to him before Christmas morning (our only time together over the holidays). I can't wait to see the expression on his face. He really is the best guy in the world.