Odd, I was explaining my situation to a coworker, I held the phone to my face muttering some obscenities, and proceeded to show him the black screen of death, then the slide to unlock screen appeared.
it then proceeded to ask me for my iTunes password, I'm guessing to continue the tetris update, and stupidly enough, I entered it.
but hey, better off to see if it does what it's supposed to other than going by the whole "if it ain't broke, don't fix it attitude"
tetris installed, it works, media is intact, data and calls are two way and I'm posting from my iPhone as we speak.
apple: wtf