Thank God, Doherty's out!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

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  1. Eraserhead macrumors G4

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    A crying shame the inmates didn't swap his fingers with his voice box so we'd at least have an entertaining character leaving prison.
     
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    He's a joke, he temps fate over and over again, I'll bet you he'll be going back in in a couple of weeks, for the same reasons, and he'll still have a big grin on his face like he's done something cleaver...
     
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    I don't even think it has to be clever. He probably still giggles when he "makes" a fart.
     
  5. roisin and mac macrumors 6502

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    hee, he's a bit of a car crash innit? I guess I shouldn't laugh but it's kinda like he takes pride in being all car-crashy stereotypical rock musician, so maybe it's OK ;)
     
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    The guy needs to receive a Darwin Award, and soon.

    What a waste of space.
     
  7. Lau Guest

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    I thought this thread was going to be about the snooker. :eek:
     
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    So, he was:
    1. Driving with no licence
    2. Driving with no MOT
    3. In possession of crack cocaine...
    4. ...and heroin...
    5. ...and ketamine, a horse tranquilizer...
    6. ... and cannabis.

    And he got a SUSPENDED SENTENCE?!?!?!!11??one! Why wasn't he locked up for the possesion of four hard drugs alone?!

    He must have a great lawyer... :confused:
     
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    I am such a geek... I saw the thread title and thought of Star Trek: Insurrection. :rolleyes:
     
  10. bartelby macrumors Core

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    He's out?

    FFS!

    Anyone convicted with the same charges as Doherty should be getting on to their lawyers. What's good for one...
    The guy is scum, pure and simple.
     
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    "Mi lud, I wish to cite the case of The Crown v Doherty."

    "Case dismissed."

    "Thank you mi lud."

    :p
     
  12. Eraserhead thread starter macrumors G4

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    Well firstly Cannabis and Ketamine are both class C, so actually legally its only 2 hard drugs ;).
     
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    Because he's famous. :rolleyes:
     
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    Well why were you reading it, then? :confused:
     
  15. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Infamous is more accurate.
     
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    Because, he's been snookered. :p
     
  17. Lau Guest

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    'Cause I like the snooker. :eek:

    She, actually. ;)
     
  18. skunk macrumors G4

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    Chacune a son gout.
    I think he was talking about Doherty...
     
  19. bartelby macrumors Core

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    The best thing about snooker was the quote:
    Or something...
     
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    They had a streaker at the final last night, apparently. Miss Jaffa Cake's mum phoned us up to tell us. :D

    Now, I was going to apologise for going a bit off topic, but thinking about it... talking about an attention-hungry exhibitionist showing himself up in front of the nation isn't really that off-topic when the thread is about Pete Doherty.
     
  21. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Did they get confused at the number of pink balls?


    And where were you you at the time of this event?
     
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    We'd Sky Plus'ed Peep Show, we were watching that.

    Quite a different peep show from that at the Crucible, of course. :D
     
  23. Lau Guest

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    I think we may have had a similar conversation recently. :p

    Ah, I see. Apologies, iJohnHenry.

    You just described my childhood. :D
     
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    To cite a former enjoyer-of-chemical dependence 'He is essentially, an Oxygen thief'.

    The moron should have been locked up for the full term for wasting dozens of hours of police and court time and a complete and utter lack of respect for the laws of the land.

    Doug
     
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    He is Irish, is he not? [​IMG]
     

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