The 7 types of idiots you see waiting in line for the new iPhone.

[Dascoyne]

I'm in the "Sprint-just-said-my-account-will-be-terminated-after-September-for-excessive-use-of-roaming-data-on-my-'unlimited data plan'-so-I-need-to-get-a-replacement-iphone-with-Verizon-ASAP-or-risk-being-phoneless-for-a-while" group.

 

[Iphone5preorder]

I say the entitled teenager and the douchebag will get the gold iPhone.

I say the insecure and unhappy make assumptions like you. .

 

[mcrto]

I say the insecure and unhappy make assumptions like you. .

I say they were making a lighthearted joke!

 

[Troneas]

I say the insecure and unhappy make assumptions like you. .

chill mate. this is not about you - even if you see yourself reflected on those cartoons.


learn to appreciate some humour. no one is perfect.

 

[Macalway]

Make sure you note that these don't represent everyone, just

The idiots

I'm sure there are non-idiots also. Maybe not in the US, but there has to be somewhere, right?

 

[Iphone5preorder]

chill mate. this is not about you - even if you see yourself reflected on those cartoons.


learn to appreciate some humour. no one is perfect.

I was laughing my ass off at the cartoon things. I know which one I am and I think its funny. I just think his comment is sad and patetic so it should be pointed out cause what I said about people like that is generally true. That's all


Key word : generally true. Not assuming. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

 

[OneMike]

Was expecting better, but good job. Good effort

 

[12vElectronics]

Pretty funny

 

[SuprUsrStan]

That last one....

Maybe I should reconsider my gold 5s order

 

[Chupa Chupa]

The author of this comic is clearly the trying too hard guy.

 

[fsumom]

That was great...lmao!

 

[Ayemerica]

I feel like most Apple consumers go through all 7 phases through out the day of buying an iPhone.

 

[billycuth]

laugh all you want. I had a great experience for my first time. Sure there were some fanboys around, but they were extremely nice people and we enjoyed each others' company for over 6 hours.

 

[starbryte]

I am rethinking my 6+ gold now. I am a combination of all of them. But hell that's what makes us so fun to talk to.

 

[12vElectronics]

It would be funny to see an updated version of this

 

[MICHAELSD]

"Saturation improvements"

lol I was guilty of this while looking at the Verizon store at the 5 and talking about how much better the colors look on the sRGB screen.

 

[davefromca]

LMAO NICE!

Im the disgruntled guy only Im carrying a weapon...

 

[Brittany246]

I'm rethinking gold because one person doesn't like it and thinks that makes me a douche bag. Stop being so damn insecure.

 

[Rocko1]

Love this. Add 'Can't believe there is no micro-sd slot!' to the disgruntled dude.

My brother, going on 4 years, still asks every time he sees my iPhone-'that thing have an SD slot? Gssshhh. Mine does..'

 

[mnsportsgeek]

I think I'm the...gulp... Apple fanboy.

 

[applebro]

I can confirm, I'm getting the gold one

 

[Azzin]

"Threatens to switch to Android literally every day, doesn't"

 

[jlake02]

Hahahah... sadly I see myself in a couple of those!

 

[drogba]

Clicked and hoped it was something like the Onion or Clickhole. That said, mostly funny and spot-on depiction of generalizations about the liner-uppers. I'm sure this could be applied to general Apple users though as well...