I read this and laughed out loud. I thing that you should curb your use of caffeine / cocaine. a whole second (if that) and you are freaking out. Fck me I wouldn't want to be stuck in traffic with you, you must go fricking bananas and start sweating, shaking then attacking people.
That's an awful nice picture of me you're painting there, chief. Much obliged.
My opinion does not match yours, no need to get aggravated my friend. If it calms your nerves I swapped with a family member so it was no hassle