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"Cock" and "Fanny" is what I remember from when I was a kid..
Im not even gonna begin to make a joke about that....

I have never heard "fanny" used to describe "that".

It was always pee pee and I don't even remember what the other one was named.
 
The kids in my neighborhood use to call a vagina a VJ. I don't really remember needing to use the word vagina or any other word for it as a really young kid.

My friend's kids use the word "Cooch" for their girl parts.

I taught my kids the proper names of penis and vagina but they seem to prefer to just say pee or pee pee. I don't really know why that is but its not like they use those words often.
 
What ever happened to "thingy" ? Sheesh.

Thingy? Thingy?

No, no my friend, you are confusing a legitimate technical term with children's words for private parts.

Which brings us to the Thingamabob. Or the doohickey. These are all very precise technical terms and are (obviously) unrelated to the topic at hand.

And don't even get me started on how people can confuse them. Sheesh!
 
Thingy? Thingy?

No, no my friend, you are confusing a legitimate technical term with children's words for private parts.

Which brings us to the Thingamabob. Or the doohickey. These are all very precise technical terms and are (obviously) unrelated to the topic at hand.

And don't even get me started on how people can confuse them. Sheesh!
you are now officially on the CIA's watch-list, congratulations
 
his junk™

her junk™


I actually don't remember. I was an only child until my stepmother had a baby when I was 12 (and didn't live with them very long) so I didn't have much reason to be given cutsie names for penis and vagina.

Isn't fanny the derriere?
not in the UK, here it's slang for vagina. Makes the term "fanny pack" very funny indeed. :D
 
I remember once walking into a hardware store with my Dad when I was 7 years old and asking the guy working in the plumbing department why the pipes were labelled male and female threaded. :eek:
 
Vagina and penis. Just use the real/scientific names.

I don't think it's quite that simple really when referring to lady bits.

Vagina isn't the whole (teehee) unit, it's only a specific part.

When children are referring to their bits (and bobs ;)) I'm not so sure they're actually referring to the actual vagina, more the entire unit.
 
My parents called them "p**sy" and "willy".

I turned out just fine. Honest.
 
My parents called them "p**sy" and "willy".

I turned out just fine. Honest.

Your parents really called them that? I remember getting in big trouble once as a kid for saying the word "p**sy." Maybe my parents were just too puritanical...
 
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