My name is George Roland Wills. I am 53 years old, and I was not raised on computers. I once took data processing in 1980, before the internet, when there was only what would come to be known as PCs. No MACs were ever even heard of, where I was in Virginia. My first one I bought in 2006 was found in Richmond at Short Pump. I drove three hundred miles to get it.
There are two things I have enjoyed since 2006. One is Mac computers and the other is Amazon Createspace and Amazon Kindle KDP, both indie publishing concerns. One handles movies and the other handles ebooks, both into which I indulge my limited abilities. You can google my name and search me on amazon and it is all there. I have made about fifty films to date and about that many ebooks written...
The problem is that Amazon is stuck in PC world, and always has been. I have to guess at how to do anything on their site. As their business moved from Fort Sumter, South Carolina to Washington State, their demands upon my limited technical abilities has grown exponentially. And their latest demand is, I fear fatal, to my little enterprise.
Heretofore, I could mail them a DVD cut on my Tiger system 2006 WHITE desktop computer running .dv and .mov files on that disc, and they would replicate that professionally for me, and do a fine job.
However, on October 1, 2014, they had another seizure, and demanded that
I upload all future films as something called .iso files. My computer does not even read these things, apparently, and I have no idea what they are, nor what to do. Apple sold me an ANY ISO MAKER, but that does not seem to do anything at all. Probably because I do not know how to drive it.
Unfortunately, so far, after waiting hours on the phone for help... neither do they at Apple... and there are NO INSTRUCTIONS with the downloaded app... and no David Pogue to come to my rescue with a book that should have been in the box...
Therefore, my questions are these:
1). What is the easiest way to turn a .dv or a .mov file into an acceptable .iso file? It also has to be some insanely small size, as well... but apparently making it into an .iso file will shrink it somewhat, depending upon which way this is done. Or something.
As most all of my movies are sometimes two hour gigabyte beasts of 25 gigs or more (I own 10 and a 1/2 terrabytes of external storage drives) I wonder if going .iso is even possible, and if it will look like it was filmed underwater once they take it in that form. I was never impressed with anything I ever saw on VCD, any way...
2). AM I the ONLY person in the world who is using their system? Even the helper attendants at Amazon send me to their FORMATTING pages... all of which are for KINDLE BOOKS (okay, one part does handle disc artwork, but nothing else)...
The CREATESPACE name is now being used with their eBOOKS, as well as KINDLE, so God knows what name that they now refer to their indie films by wanna-bes like me... or... am I the only one?
I saw nothing on any of these forums nor on any of their discussion pages that even mentions anyone doing what I do... let alone suffering through the blatant discrimination that is absolutely permanent against all Macs by this company... they refuse to make up MAC templates for any reason... and I have been with them since 2008 making films for their company.
Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks
I do have two computers, and besides the white one running Tiger from late 2006 (NOT UPGRADED so that I can still export D8 and minidisc footage back to the camera once again. This one says 10.4.7 as its numbers...
I also have the iBeast; a top of the line 24 inch 2008 3.06 GHz Intel core 2 duo with 4 GB memory and 1 Terrabyte of storage, if memory serves... DDR2 SDRAM.
Whatever any of that means. I can get by functionally in iMovie HD ('06), and FCE4, a little... but I do not speak computer, at all...
It is currently running a recent upgrade of SNOW LEOPARD (10.6.8) from the LEOPARD that it came with, and is running iLife '09 for the green screen effect I wanted.
I upgraded it to go with my iphone 6, to use as a hotspot for the iBeast, which does work very nicely... only my slow-motion movies from the iphone come into iphoto as regular speed, with all of the slo-mo stripped away for some reason...
Thanks in advance!
George Roland Wills
There are two things I have enjoyed since 2006. One is Mac computers and the other is Amazon Createspace and Amazon Kindle KDP, both indie publishing concerns. One handles movies and the other handles ebooks, both into which I indulge my limited abilities. You can google my name and search me on amazon and it is all there. I have made about fifty films to date and about that many ebooks written...
The problem is that Amazon is stuck in PC world, and always has been. I have to guess at how to do anything on their site. As their business moved from Fort Sumter, South Carolina to Washington State, their demands upon my limited technical abilities has grown exponentially. And their latest demand is, I fear fatal, to my little enterprise.
Heretofore, I could mail them a DVD cut on my Tiger system 2006 WHITE desktop computer running .dv and .mov files on that disc, and they would replicate that professionally for me, and do a fine job.
However, on October 1, 2014, they had another seizure, and demanded that
I upload all future films as something called .iso files. My computer does not even read these things, apparently, and I have no idea what they are, nor what to do. Apple sold me an ANY ISO MAKER, but that does not seem to do anything at all. Probably because I do not know how to drive it.
Unfortunately, so far, after waiting hours on the phone for help... neither do they at Apple... and there are NO INSTRUCTIONS with the downloaded app... and no David Pogue to come to my rescue with a book that should have been in the box...
Therefore, my questions are these:
1). What is the easiest way to turn a .dv or a .mov file into an acceptable .iso file? It also has to be some insanely small size, as well... but apparently making it into an .iso file will shrink it somewhat, depending upon which way this is done. Or something.
As most all of my movies are sometimes two hour gigabyte beasts of 25 gigs or more (I own 10 and a 1/2 terrabytes of external storage drives) I wonder if going .iso is even possible, and if it will look like it was filmed underwater once they take it in that form. I was never impressed with anything I ever saw on VCD, any way...
2). AM I the ONLY person in the world who is using their system? Even the helper attendants at Amazon send me to their FORMATTING pages... all of which are for KINDLE BOOKS (okay, one part does handle disc artwork, but nothing else)...
The CREATESPACE name is now being used with their eBOOKS, as well as KINDLE, so God knows what name that they now refer to their indie films by wanna-bes like me... or... am I the only one?
I saw nothing on any of these forums nor on any of their discussion pages that even mentions anyone doing what I do... let alone suffering through the blatant discrimination that is absolutely permanent against all Macs by this company... they refuse to make up MAC templates for any reason... and I have been with them since 2008 making films for their company.
Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks
I do have two computers, and besides the white one running Tiger from late 2006 (NOT UPGRADED so that I can still export D8 and minidisc footage back to the camera once again. This one says 10.4.7 as its numbers...
I also have the iBeast; a top of the line 24 inch 2008 3.06 GHz Intel core 2 duo with 4 GB memory and 1 Terrabyte of storage, if memory serves... DDR2 SDRAM.
Whatever any of that means. I can get by functionally in iMovie HD ('06), and FCE4, a little... but I do not speak computer, at all...
It is currently running a recent upgrade of SNOW LEOPARD (10.6.8) from the LEOPARD that it came with, and is running iLife '09 for the green screen effect I wanted.
I upgraded it to go with my iphone 6, to use as a hotspot for the iBeast, which does work very nicely... only my slow-motion movies from the iphone come into iphoto as regular speed, with all of the slo-mo stripped away for some reason...
Thanks in advance!
George Roland Wills
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