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The Doughnut Incident

Doctor Q

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Jeffrey Hoffelder, 18, of Tolland, a passenger in the Jeep, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal mischief, interfering with police and throwing objects at a moving vehicle.
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At least they weren't charged with assault with a devil's-food weapon.
 
emw

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I doughnut know the complete story, but I'd say the case has a lot of holes.
 
Jaffa Cake

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The Courant said:
Jeffrey Hoffelder, 18, of Tolland, a passenger in the Jeep, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal mischief, interfering with police and throwing objects at a moving vehicle. His bail was set at $1,500.
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Sounds like he's got himself in a jam there. That bail certainly is a lot of dough...
 
FleurDuMal

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Fried foods are a real threat to security in America aren't they. First of all a pretzel tried to kill your president, then donuts attack your police force.
 
redAPPLE

redAPPLE

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apparently... the evidence mysteriously disappeared...

but thankfully cameras caught the culprit...

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dmw007

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FleurDuMal said:
Fried foods are a real threat to security in America aren't they. First of all a pretzel tried to kill your president, then donuts attack your police force.
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I know, it is getting to the point where you can't walk down the street without being attacked by some sort of greasy, artery chocking, life-threatening form of fast food. ;) :D
 
pknz

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Mmmm Doughnuts. I sure could dow ith some. Throw some this way kids!
 
OutThere

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The reason they got caught was probably because they were laughing too hard to run...



Once I was walking down to the end of a dead end street with my dog. I got to the end and there was a cop car parked lengthwise across the road, with two cops on the other side of the car, facing a way from me. I walked past the car and turned around to see what they were doing.

They had a ginormous box of donuts and were silently stuffing their faces (down at the deserted end of this quiet little dead end street). I giggled. They gave me a death stare. :D

Seeing as this was Connecticut State Troop C, maybe I should do it to the local cops here....Connecticut State Troop B. They'd probably go into lock down...attacks from all sides! :D
 
dmw007

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OutThere said:
Once I was walking down to the end of a dead end street with my dog. I got to the end and there was a cop car parked lengthwise across the road, with two cops on the other side of the car, facing a way from me. I walked past the car and turned around to see what they were doing.

They had a ginormous box of donuts and were silently stuffing their faces (down at the deserted end of this quiet little dead end street). I giggled. They gave me a death stare. :D
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That it is pretty funny OutThere. Thanks for the laugh. :D
 
m-dogg

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It's times like this I am truly proud to be a lifelong resident of Connecticut. Yeah Tolland!

Reminds me of a friend from college that used to throw fried chicken at tourists in his town when he was in high school.
 
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