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the excruciating power of attractive women

OutThere

OutThere

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Dec 19, 2002
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So, last night I had closed up the café/ice cream place that I work at, I was getting ready to pack up my things and head out the door. The register had been cashed out and turned off, I'd vacuumed and mopped, the ice cream was covered. Then someone knocked on the door. I went up to the door, opened it a bit and said "We're closed, sorry."

Standing outside was a very good looking girl, roughly my age. She was wearing some sort of low cut tank top...sexy but not trashy. She asked very nicely if there was any way she and her friends could come in and get ice cream. Gah. I caved.

What's frustrating is that I'm not some nerdy 12 year old who drools at every girl who walks by...I've been with my share of good looking women and I can usually resist their spell, but there are those random moments where they'll make me completely powerless and bend to their will. It really is entirely unfair.

Just felt I'd throw that little story out there. ;)
 
It's funny because I was/am completely the opposite. If they give me eye bats or sheepish smiles, I like to tell them no, just to see them squirm. It's hilarious.
 
but there are those random moments where they'll make me completely powerless and bend to their will.
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No offense, and without knowing a thing about you, I would hazard a guess that you are completely normal.
 
Lyle said:
Women have no idea what kind of power they hold over us. Or worse -- maybe they do.
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Yeah, that's what you think. Actually that's what they want you to think.

Until they take your heart from your outreached hand and stomp it with their high heels.

And a new player is born.

Women are counter-productive those days. They want the bad guys, and crush the good guys, then later they want the good guys for marriage and babies... and guess what? All the good guys are either 1) taken, or 2) turned into players by cruel women like them.
 
Yup. I let some total stranger hold my camera at the beach yesterday just because she was a pretty girl in a bikini. If some dude had asked me, I'd have shot him a "what? buy your own!" line...
And then there's my wife - talk about girl power!!:rolleyes: :D
 
ravenvii said:
Women are counter-productive those days. They want the bad guys, and crush the good guys, then later they want the good guys for marriage and babies... and guess what? All the good guys are either 1) taken, or 2) turned into players by cruel women like them.
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I love threads like this... you learn so much about people.
 
ravenvii said:
Yeah, that's what you think. Actually that's what they want you to think.

Until they take your heart from your outreached hand and stomp it with their high heels.

And a new player is born.

Women are counter-productive those days. They want the bad guys, and crush the good guys, then later they want the good guys for marriage and babies... and guess what? All the good guys are either 1) taken, or 2) turned into players by cruel women like them.
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Bitter much?
 
So did anything else happen after that? I was waiting for that porn moment... <_<

Anyways, I think the power goes both ways, cause I've seen women do stupid thing for men too. But I would say women win in that department.
 
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