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Sdashiki

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Aug 11, 2005
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Behind the lens
Ive been having a freakin' ball reading these, ive laughed out-loud quite a few times.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2411937


Well written and some good tales.

Plus, someone organized them, as they were posted to a board in a long long thread.

ENJOY!

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"Was I..." "On fire? Yeah." "Did it look cool?" "...it was like the sweeper truck from HELL"
 

*Y*

macrumors regular
Oct 19, 2004
184
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VA
Wow, that was just amazing. Some of the best stuff I have read in a while. Amazing storytelling that captured and held my whole being until I finished the whole thing. It made me laugh, cry, basically feel every emotion possible...
 

cleanup

macrumors 68030
Jun 26, 2005
2,643
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Toronto
Haha. I like the emoticons he used. They gave the dialogue a visual appeal.

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Did you check if he's breathing?

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Bryce. It's 2:30 in the morning, I look suspicious by nature, and it looks like there's a dead guy. No. I didn't touch him or the truck.

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Good thinking

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I managed to learn a few things in college.

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It's a state school

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NOT THE TIME, BRYCE!
 

Sdashiki

macrumors 68040
Original poster
Aug 11, 2005
3,529
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Behind the lens
I posted this as I got halfway thru. Later it gets a bit dark...



Still, glad everyone thought it was a good read.
 

steamboat26

macrumors 65816
May 25, 2006
1,123
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Arlington VA
Classic comedy :D

For anyone who's ever heard Still Tippin by Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Slim Thug, I think this definition from urbandictionary is great.
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wPod

macrumors 68000
Aug 19, 2003
1,654
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Denver, CO
that totally couldn't be real. i mean yeah, good stories and all. but if the guy is actually in college he must be in creative writing or something like that. but still a good read!
 

theyoda3

macrumors member
Sep 27, 2006
71
1
Wonderful Stories

Those were some really awesome stories. It was kind of emotional towards the end and I'm very glad I read the entire thing. It would be nice to see a book or something come from this.

At the end of the thread there is a PDF of all the stories collected together. I've uploaded them to my web server if any wants to save the PDF or read from the PDF.

A Street Sweeper's Tale
 

shu82

macrumors 6502a
Jan 10, 2007
697
4
Rocket City, AL
Man I read that whole thing. Thank you for pointing the way. I just wasted all afternoon. Great imagery, I live 2 hours from there and know the area. Great read:D
 

macmama

macrumors regular
Nov 26, 2006
213
0
New Jersey
Heh, I've been on forums that replace words with others before... "gently caress" has got to be the best one I've seen, though! :D
 
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