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Lacero said:
Ages 0-3 Ooglie-Googlie
Ages 4-8 Googster
Ages 9-13 GoogleBoy
Ages 14-17 G-ster
Ages 18-22 G-Man
Ages 23-35 Mr. G
Ages 36-65 Papa G
Ages 66-108 Grandpa G

How about

Power-Goo Kai
 
the most reassuring part to this story is the comfortably depressing notion that there are plenty of morons in other countries too.
 
The baby was born in Sweden. I hope the parents don't plan on relocating to a certain Hawaiian island anytime soon ... it would then be Google KAI from Molokai. Oy vey!
 
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