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Just go up to a cute girl in front of a windows machine, open your mac, and ask her "Which computer do you think is more sexy?" At the same time, place a cd in the slot loading drive, have loads of programs open, and use expose F11.

Make sure that pasty faced chav is next to you when you do it.

After that, kiss her. When she smiles, turn to the jerk and say "Can you do that on your Windows machine, batty boy?"

Of course, she'd have to be pretty geeky to be impressed by that:p
 
Today i was at school, anyway someone asked me if i played CSS (or something along those lines, and before i said whats CSS, and he looked at me weird, and my friend said 'he has a mac' ( he knew this would start an argument, he just jealous because he can't afford one) so this guy said 'awwww macs are crap' 'get a windows' so after many points i finally flipped and said i can run any windows app without your stupid windows OS, in-fact I'm going to go home buy this CSS and shove a photo of me playing down your throat, but even after that he wouldn't take it, the ignorance of these people is just unbelievable, they still think were running OS 9, and on PowerPC Chips, why don't these people just stick there opinions up their a****:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: , god they make me angry

Man, that has to get an award as The Most Impressive Rant of the day, or something..
 
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