The iPad conspiracy

Discussion in 'iPad' started by wodeh, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. wodeh macrumors regular

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    I was studying my keyboard after continuously typing the word 'ipad' for six hours and happened upon a revelation. The name 'ipad' is actually a cleverly encoded message designed to be deciphered by owners of standard qwerty keyboards.

    Observe your keyboard. The word ipad consists of 4 letters which can be broken down into pairs of two:

    ip

    and

    ad

    These letters are incidentally similarly equidistant from each other and occupy either end of the keyboard. Between these keys are two interesting letters: iop, and asd. O and S respectively when typed in the same order as the right-to-left IP and AD letter pairs.

    Below these two letters are two even more significant letters. X, which completes the OS code to represent a familiar operating system: OSX, and L which is a common industry signifier for a "Lite" version of something.

    What we have here, folks, is a secrete message hinting at OSX Lite.

    iPad OSX Lite.

    In order to better illustrate this conspiracy, I submit the following evidential image:

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    It is, I'm sure you will agree, indisputable and irrefutable evidence that something is afoot in the world of Apple. A foot, a hand, an arm and a leg, in fact... the limbs of an infant 'new world' operating system born from the womb of a game changing technology company.
     
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  3. goobot macrumors 603

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    or they like the name ipad and thats it

    hay look iphone has letters going across from each other:eek::eek::eek:
     
  4. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    Turn off your computer... and take a walk
    Enjoy the sunshine and fresh air

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]
     
  5. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    If you look above the 'O' key, you will find the numbers '9' and '0'. This means that it will be released in 2090!
     
  6. wodeh thread starter macrumors regular

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    My god! You've found the next clue. If you look above the S and O keys using the same methodology you will find the numbers 2 and 9. The 29th!! And if you look across you will find 03!!! MARCH!!!!

    It's the same pattern, reversed!!!!!

    !!!!!!
     
  7. Etnies419 macrumors 6502

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    Or maybe it's the other way around, and it's 0902.

    Wait... What?
     
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  9. Ka Ora! macrumors regular

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    Woheh could I have six of what you had, please.
     
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  12. yetanotherdave macrumors 68000

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    fixed that for you.
     
  13. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Holy crap, I thought I was the only one who saw this. wodeh, you da man.
     
  14. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    So that will be two suits that do up the back, then?

    40 Tall for the OP, I think?

    And Rodney, yours is a 42 Tall, I believe.

    And you dress left, because you are just so full of, well, you. :p
     
  15. fotografica macrumors 68040

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    OP,awesome stuff! Get going on that moon landing thing..Show us it happened on a movie set in Hollywood...
     
  16. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Yes, yes I do.
     
  17. killerrobot macrumors 68020

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    Dude, I'm so freaking out man!!!

    Hey does it confirm the end of the world as 23.12.12!?:eek:

    EDIT: OMG IT DOES!!!

    Using these combos 12, 123, and 23 we can see the date 23.12.12 or 12.23.12, with the keys QWE right below them therefore :Quote World Ends
     
  18. wodeh thread starter macrumors regular

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    http://www.macrumors.com/2010/02/01/and-tablet-rumors-revived-larger-mac-like-tablet-in-the-works/

    I told you. Didn't I tell you! Before this ever hit the news, before the rumour mill started again. I got the key, I got the secret, I got the key to another Mac! This new iPad Pro will run OSX Lite and will be announced either on the 29th March, unless the 3 means 3 months after the initial iPad launches.

    Or maybe the L means Leopard. There are hints of touch already in its UI. Clicking and holding a dock icon, for example, how weird is that!?
     
  19. WytRaven macrumors 6502

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    Anyone else getting "A Beautiful Mind" flash backs? ;)
     
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    http://upc.*************/uploads/macros/WTFkeys.jpg
     
  22. kdesign7 macrumors 6502a

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    BAAAAH!! hahahahah!!! UR comment nearly gave me a heart attack... i laffed so hard.. lol!


    *thumb up*
     
  23. Steve686 macrumors 68030

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    No.

    More like Da Vinci Code.

    And Jobs is God giving us the Holy Grail, disguised as an iPad.
     
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  25. brooks.curly macrumors member

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    DUDE, this is the first thing that came to my mind when I first heard the name iPad!

    Sarcasm aside, that is a fun find. You should probably go outside sometime though...
    ;)
     

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