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msavwah

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Apr 5, 2010
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Sing along now...

So you check your stocks and check your mail then call your girl for some facetime....
But what do you do after?! Hmmm?

Bootytime!

The iPhone 4 is for porn....
 
I can see the word 'facetime' making it to dictionaries:

Hey babe, I wanna facetime you badly.
Wanna facetime me down there?
Unsuccessful relationship due to failed facetimes.
Do Not Disturb. Face Time.
Etc.
 
Hmmm...let me think...
1700's & before...horse ride into the woods for sex...
1800's...carriage ride for sex...followed by train rides for sex...
Early 1900's...horseless carriages for sex...followed by the telephone for sex...followed by muscle cars for sex...followed by the Internet for sex...followed by the webcam for sex...
2010...FaceTime for sex...
Wow, technology sure has perverted the human race...
 
Hmmm...let me think...
1700's & before...horse ride into the woods for sex...
1800's...carriage ride for sex...followed by train rides for sex...
Early 1900's...horseless carriages for sex...followed by the telephone for sex...followed by muscle cars for sex...followed by the Internet for sex...followed by the webcam for sex...
2010...FaceTime for sex...
Wow, technology sure has perverted the human race...

Sounds more like horse rides perverted the human race.
 
Considering the Internet "exploded" from the help of porn, why not let the phone with the best web browsing experience get a piece of that (cream) pie?
 
I heard today that 23% of parents said they sexted. Teens can now chat with their MILFs and DILFs.
 
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