The iPhone 4 is for porn and Facetime is too for porn

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  1. msavwah macrumors 6502

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    Sing along now...

    So you check your stocks and check your mail then call your girl for some facetime....
    But what do you do after?! Hmmm?

    Bootytime!

    The iPhone 4 is for porn....
     
  2. msavwah thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Ok Joe Dirt, using the word Fail has removed yourself from any fun or future serious discussions. :rolleyes:
     
  3. iVeBeenDrinkin' macrumors 65816

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  4. edtorious macrumors 65816

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    Steve Jobs non-sequitur response: “My sex life is pretty good” :p:D:cool:
     
  5. iVeBeenDrinkin' macrumors 65816

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    Let's all have a party in this thread before it gets wasted! :D
     
  6. waloshin macrumors 68040

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    Now it's a party! ;)
     
  7. ItsThatKush macrumors regular

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    This falls under a much larger umbrella because:

    The entire internet... is for porn.
     
  8. Goldfrapp macrumors 601

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    I can see the word 'facetime' making it to dictionaries:

    Hey babe, I wanna facetime you badly.
    Wanna facetime me down there?
    Unsuccessful relationship due to failed facetimes.
    Do Not Disturb. Face Time.
    Etc.
     
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  11. Goldinboy17 macrumors 65816

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    Not true. No flash == no porn. Or very little porn, sorry*
     
  12. Mliii macrumors 65816

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    Hmmm...let me think...
    1700's & before...horse ride into the woods for sex...
    1800's...carriage ride for sex...followed by train rides for sex...
    Early 1900's...horseless carriages for sex...followed by the telephone for sex...followed by muscle cars for sex...followed by the Internet for sex...followed by the webcam for sex...
    2010...FaceTime for sex...
    Wow, technology sure has perverted the human race...
     
  13. TuffLuffJimmy macrumors G3

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    Sounds more like horse rides perverted the human race.
     
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    Considering the Internet "exploded" from the help of porn, why not let the phone with the best web browsing experience get a piece of that (cream) pie?
     
  15. spillproof macrumors 68020

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    I heard today that 23% of parents said they sexted. Teens can now chat with their MILFs and DILFs.
     
  16. Goldinboy17 macrumors 65816

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    I don't know about that Sir. I wouldn't want to get my ass sent to jail and get listed as a sex offender.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28679588/
     

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