The iPhone 4 Joke Thread

[touchmonkey]

Let's lighten up and post the best ones we've heard, or made up.
Hey, the late-night comedians are gonna have a field day.

I've read several good ones, my fave so far:

The iPhone is hands down the greatest device ever made.

And that's how you have to hold it. (Ba-dum)

 

[telarmago]

*tsh

 

[tuatha]

Let's lighten up and post the best ones we've heard, or made up.
Hey, the late-night comedians are gonna have a field day.

I've read several good ones, my fave so far:

The iPhone is hands down the greatest device ever made.

And that's how you have to hold it. (Ba-dum)

that was my one *beams*

 

[touchmonkey]

Oh come on folks, get yours in before you hear them tomorrow on the late chat shows.
From the sig of a poster here:

“Honey, you're holding it wrong."...Steve Jobs to his wife
(Can almost guarantee you'll hear a version of this one from Letterman)

"....griping gap grippers."...SJobz

 

[Figbash Acrobat]

*sigh* This thread is a joke!

 

[touchmonkey]

If the iPhone gave 3rd degree burns and someone wrote Steve about it - his response would be

"Non Issue. New Hand Warming Feature. Enjoy"