The iPhone 4 Joke Thread

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by touchmonkey, Jun 26, 2010.

  1. touchmonkey macrumors 6502

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    Let's lighten up and post the best ones we've heard, or made up.
    Hey, the late-night comedians are gonna have a field day.

    I've read several good ones, my fave so far:

    The iPhone is hands down the greatest device ever made.

    And that's how you have to hold it. (Ba-dum)
     
  2. tuatha macrumors regular

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    that was my one *beams*
     
  3. touchmonkey thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Oh come on folks, get yours in before you hear them tomorrow on the late chat shows.
    From the sig of a poster here:

    “Honey, you're holding it wrong."...Steve Jobs to his wife
    (Can almost guarantee you'll hear a version of this one from Letterman)

    "....griping gap grippers."...SJobz
     
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  5. touchmonkey thread starter macrumors 6502

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    If the iPhone gave 3rd degree burns and someone wrote Steve about it - his response would be

    "Non Issue. New Hand Warming Feature. Enjoy"
     

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