I think I was a little mean before, and I apologize. I sometimes slip into that kind of forum person that I hate (i.e., the angry, bitter, rude one).
I still maintain that I think the original "article" (if it can be called that) was funnier, and I think that's partly due to it's absurdness. Like pianoman said, the comparison chart was quite funny. I think that the fact that the article is absurd makes it so much harder to respond to - no matter what kind of humor you employ it's just not the same as you're immediately on the defensive against absurd, biased, and non-factual "facts".
That being said... I want an iPhone so badly 🙂