The OCD within, wishes...

I'd rather have oleophobic fingers

 

Why not go all out and make the back oleophobic too?

 

sometimes i really wonder why they didn't do a full wrap, it would have been so much easier.

 

Sometimes I wonder why the iPhone doesn't make my breakfast...I mean really guize...

 

You have a faulty iPhone then, take it back to the Apple store or have a genius look at it.

Mine makes my breakfast every morning although sometimes it glitches and frys my eggs instead of scrambling them. I hear Apple is going to fix that in the next firmware update.

 

What? That only? Your iPhone is also faulty. Please. My iPhone helps me bath.