How to make selfies which don't look like the traditional gorilla- armed style. 1) Hook your Apple earphone jack into your iPhone. 2) Rest and position the iPhone to snap a picture of you and Gaga. 3) Hide the earphone cable. 4) Say 'cheese' in B-flat. 5) Press the plus (louder) key below the right earbud. 6) Upload your candid masterpiece. Hint: Use a better model than the sample.