The Pope starts a new crusade against demonic toast.

[brad.c]

Celestial toasting does require an expert touch.

Hellfire toasts quickly but unevenly. Heavenly radiance is even but takes too long for a weekday morning.

Next topic: Holy Cow Butter, or I Can't Believe It's Not Purgatory margarine.

 

[NT1440]

Oh pope-y, where would we be without you? Probably a place with a few less laughs.

 

[chilipie]

Celestial toasting does require an expert touch.

Hellfire toasts quickly but unevenly. Heavenly radiance is even but takes too long for a weekday morning.

Next topic: Holy Cow Butter, or I Can't Believe It's Not Purgatory margarine.

That was hilarious

 

[Mac Kiwi]

I hope someone comes up with the popes likeness on a piece of toast.I would love to see how he dealt with that one.......maybe "divine wholegrain"

 

[Les Kern]

He's got a point about false claims. That toast image is clearly Jeff Daniels . . . not the Virgin Mary.

I thought you were JOKING, but I looked again. DAMN! It IS Jeff Daniels!
I laughed out loud this a.m. Thanks!

 

[Les Kern]

How is this controlling everyone's lives?

You will know if you research how the bible was put together... why those particular chapters were included among the hundreds written, and why revelations, so very different from the preceding, was included as the "climax". Has nothing to do with god, but the people who chose wanted it to have everything to do with controlling YOU.
But back to the toast...

 

[MrSmith]

I'd respect those old religious fogeys a little more if they wore trousers instead of dresses.

 

[Chappers]

"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love your avatar by the way - have one of those snowy's myself.