MacBook Pro: When you brought me home in 2016 you said you loved me more than any computer you had ever owned. You gently raised my lid the first thing every morning and checked your email and Twitter feed. Then you checked the NYT and Wapo for the latest news. Now, I lie closed and unused most of the day. I am charged up and ready to go, but you neglect me. I feel lonely and unloved. Curse you iPhone X!
iPad Pro: I know was never your first choice for your daily computing activities, but you did use me occasionally for a quick check of your email or Face Book. Now you have been seduced away by Face ID and that beautiful little screen. My CPU and GPU are idle and you never even charge my battery. I’m so sad. Curses! Curse you iPhone X!
iPhone X: Sorry fellows, something has changed. There is a new Sheriff in town.
iPad Pro: I know was never your first choice for your daily computing activities, but you did use me occasionally for a quick check of your email or Face Book. Now you have been seduced away by Face ID and that beautiful little screen. My CPU and GPU are idle and you never even charge my battery. I’m so sad. Curses! Curse you iPhone X!
iPhone X: Sorry fellows, something has changed. There is a new Sheriff in town.
