I love dogs. I love how loving they are and how they miss you and go nuts when you've only been gone five minutes. I love how you can fight with them and wind them up and how they chase frisbies and tennis balls... But most of all, I love how stupid they are. Case in point, go to http://video.google.com and type in 'Don't touch my bone' for some quality footage of a dog attacking its own leg because it considers it a threat to the bone it's chewing. Quality.