Next time you go to your Apple store, look closely at the employees. One thing you all will see in common is that MOST OF THEM WEAR GLASSES! I noticed that, and I inquired at my local Apple store to some employees. 3 employees (in the same store) said that Apple makes them wear faux glasses to look 'smarter.' Weird. I decided to see if this is true all storewide, so while I was visiting another city, I went to a nearby mall with an Apple store and asked employees with glasses the same question. 5 employees were wearing fake glasses. How did I ask? All I said was "Hey, nice glasses!" And the one with fake ones said something along the lines of: "oh there aren't real." "apple makes me wear these." "They are just for show" And things of that sort. Now we know the truth. It's amazing NOBODY ever noticed this before!