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MattMJB0188

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"It's absolutely beautiful" "It's like no other phone before" "Years ahead of its time"

I was just wondering if anyone else happens to laugh their a$$ off during Apple's keynotes with the large words they like to use. It's like they are catering to a bunch of idiots.

Anyone else find it as humorous as I do?
 
"It's absolutely beautiful" "It's like no other phone before" "Years ahead of its time"

I was just wondering if anyone else happens to laugh their a$$ off during Apple's keynotes with the large words they like to use. It's like they are catering to a bunch of idiots.

Anyone else find it as humorous as I do?

I am not a violent person by any means, but if I saw Mr. Ive walking down the street I would punch him in the face ;)

That's how much I dislike his fake attempts at salesmanship videos (even if they work on the public).

Just talk to me like a normal person for crying out loud. They sound as if they products cure cancer or something :rolleyes:
 
Lots of people find it humorous, which is why there are so many parody videos.

It was cool at the beginning, but now it's just a joke. They need to change their style.
 
Lots of people find it humorous, which is why there are so many parody videos.

It was cool at the beginning, but now it's just a joke. They need to change their style.

It was back in 2007. Maybe a little in 2008. But now it's just annoying!!!
 
It's to hype up the romantic illusion that something magical has happened. I mean come on, distillation?

Even their video ads... The one showing people around the world using the phone, could be used for many other phones... Doesn't show anything but a bunch of people using phones and having a great time connecting with people.

It's almost as bad as the footage in pharmaceutical ads of late.
 
I am not a violent person by any means, but if I saw Mr. Ive walking down the street I would punch him in the face ;)

That's how much I dislike his fake attempts at salesmanship videos (even if they work on the public).

Just talk to me like a normal person for crying out loud. They sound as if they products cure cancer or something :rolleyes:

Too funny. I would actually see if he talks that way in real life before punching him. Never know he may actually talk like that.

I love this parody of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKOrkLxOBoY
 
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