Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog


Mr. Anderson

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ah, lucky the gun didn't fire - probably wasn't even loaded

But I never really go out with the dog with any money on me either.....


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Sun Baked

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His crappy day is only starting...

Wait until he gets caught, I really hope he asks for a jury trial.

Those jurors really need a reason to laugh. ;)
 

Raid

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Oh so you want bad puns eh?

Man the guy grabs a bag of crap instead of cash, and his gun doesn't fire twice! Now there's a guy with s**tty luck. :D

While this is pretty funny I could have been much worse if the gun had actually worked. I hope they find this guy and charge him with attempted murder and petty theft (for good measure).
 

joecool85

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Agreed, I hope he gets caught/charged for what he tried to do. Although, it does make for a good laugh. All I read at first was "Thief steals poop from woman"
 

KingSleaze

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Ah yes, after the joy of reading about this sh!#y thief, we get the joy of Craigdawgs sig "It's so good. Once it hits your lips, it's so good." No thanks, that's not something I'd like to have hit my lips.
 

ziwi

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Right back where I started...
'Turd burgler' That on it's own is funny. And as stated above is it really stealing if no one wants it? So would the woman actually press charges for someone cleaning up her dog's $h!t for her?
 

Hemingray

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Ha ha haaa!
Hm, that's not as humorous as the title implies! I was picturing some guy going up to a lady, pulling out a gun and demanding that she hand over the crap her dog just did on the sidewalk, and then running away with it. Now THAT would have been good! :p
 

craigdawg

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Hemingray said:
Hm, that's not as humorous as the title implies! I was picturing some guy going up to a lady, pulling out a gun and demanding that she hand over the crap her dog just did on the sidewalk, and then running away with it. Now THAT would have been good! :p
GIMME THE DOODIE OR I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR FRIGGIN' HEAD OFF!!!

Like that?
 

Eevee

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Sun Baked said:


His crappy day is only starting...

Wait until he gets caught, I really hope he asks for a jury trial.

Those jurors really need a reason to laugh. ;)
Like your animation Sun Baked.

Yeah, heard this news this morning on NPR. It rocks! :D
 

wdlove

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His aim was to steal. Another stupid award. He deserves full punishment for armed robbery. A very dangerous individual.
 

cb911

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LOL. :D a real-life turdburglar. hahaha.

the guy should have just kept running when he saw what it was and said something like "just your friendly neighbourhood turd-man". :D well then he went a pulled a gun and fired it (albeit no bullets came out...) after telling the woman to give him some cash. he should be caught and charged with whatever they can.

well at least the guys down at the station would have been having a good laugh after hearing this one. i can imaine all the police radio's there just being filled with chatter about the 'turd burgler'. :D