I'll start off with John Mayer and Jessica Simpson matching wits and romance.
*wanders off to reexamine the meaning of oxymoron*
*wanders off to reexamine the meaning of oxymoron*
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Things I thought I'd never see nor hear...
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You mean he gets all the rebound sex, then she'll leave before wanting a commitment? "Poor guy"?
Jessica Simpson is too attractive for it to matter if she's stupid, at least as far as rebound sex is concerned.
Too true.
Wasn't she married? I dunno, I've stopped caring for celebrities since... well ever. I was confused as hell when folk was talking about Britney Spears and FedEX!
Who's he by the way? John Mayer? Sounds like an island I've always wanted to visit (Jan mayer).
Frankly, I was expecting something much more interesting with a subject like "Things I thought I'd never see nor hear..." 
Apparently Gemini have a tendency to set themselves up for disappointment with their expectations, though.
Apparently Gemini have a tendency to set themselves up for disappointment with their expectations, though.
I would.
(oooh, I meant I "would" with Jessica Simpson, not the other way)
Anyway, I can't wait for his next CD, where he sings about love, relationships, disappointment, heartache, and bustin' a nut on her forehead and making her giggle from the enjoyment.
He looks like Edward Scissorhands.
(oooh, I meant I "would" with Jessica Simpson, not the other way)
Anyway, I can't wait for his next CD, where he sings about love, relationships, disappointment, heartache, and bustin' a nut on her forehead and making her giggle from the enjoyment.
He looks like Edward Scissorhands.
Indeed he does without the white makeup. And I agree with almost everyone in the thread about the comments on Jessica Simpson.
Jessica is a doll, if you guys call her stupid, what do you leave for her sister.
I amm not saying she is smart. But she is just as stupid as...say: Britney Spears, or Jesica Alba. Fact is most of the female stars that aren't wise a*ses are air heads.
I amm not saying she is smart. But she is just as stupid as...say: Britney Spears, or Jesica Alba. Fact is most of the female stars that aren't wise a*ses are air heads.
To be honest, I didn't even know who he was. I checked out the thread on him and it seems he is a singer/songwriter.
She's probably tired of pretty boys and wanted a guy she could take home to mum.
She's probably tired of pretty boys and wanted a guy she could take home to mum.
Jessica has her 'blonde' moments but she still a doll .. IMHO
as for lil sis ashley she's the air-head of the family .. i think the hair-dye soaked thru the skull affected her brain on how act in public
She's probably tired of pretty boys and wanted a guy she could take home to mum.
True but Papa Simpson was angry with jessica for not taking new years eve gig in vegas .. Vegas went to brittany spears.. and Jessica partied in NYC wit Mayer and all for free
We're not jealous of him, we're just worried to what will happen when she dumps him. He has tasted the good stuff, what's next for him?
The good news is that any guy has got a chance now. Hurrah for the ordinary
looking guy.
The good news is that any guy has got a chance now. Hurrah for the ordinary
looking guy.
I read somewhere that when two people with ABSOLUTELY no talent at all have a child, the child is somehow smarter.
If they have a child, the kid will have an IQ of perhaps 1,000.
Yes, one with zero creative talent. AND he was nominated for most annoying-sounding singing voice each of the last 9 years.
If they have a child, the kid will have an IQ of perhaps 1,000.
Yes, one with zero creative talent. AND he was nominated for most annoying-sounding singing voice each of the last 9 years.